Pet Business Fan Gifts

Dog Food Co.

What does aloof mean?

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Miss Sadie did remember several pets in her will."

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

"I'm concerned... She didn't do her usual stretch-bark-rub-her-face-across-the-carpet thing after kibble."

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

"Luck, son, is when preparation meets nepotism."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

'It's another fax from your dog.'

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."

'You ask him to leave.'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

'My name is Katerina, but you may call me 'Kat''. 'My name is Catalona, and you may call me 'Cat'.'

"We just don't get involved with things like double-blind test and peer review. We're just a little mom-and-pop laboratory."

'No, not from having children. These are fetch marks.'

'Where you off to Freddie? The fishpond! ...THE FISHPOND!'

'Well, it's the ultimate Family Business...'

101 uses of a dead cat: toothbrush.

"The Annual Report looks good."