Fishy Business Fan Gifts

'Where you off to Freddie? The fishpond! ...THE FISHPOND!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Fish mobsters.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

being watched over his shoulder

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'