Fishy Business Aficionado Gifts

"I don't know whether to be mad because you want to disallow my trip to the lake, or flattered because you think there was something fishy about it."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"This place could use a moat!"

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Give a man a fish, you cut your throat. Teach a man to fish, you're a damn fool."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

Mermaid spawning time.

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"...and how long have you been a smoked Kipper Grader?"

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

Still life with salmon

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

The art of fishing.