Fishy Business Fanatic Gifts

I recently went fishing for the first time, but it was a complete bust. I didn

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Carp, per diem.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Origins Of Evolution

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

Trawling for Fish.

Fish tank filled with sardines.