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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Guess who netted it.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Carp, per diem.

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Sole traders

Fish Aeroplane