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"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Grrrr....'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

When Pugs dream.

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

'Better get used to it. I was just appointed to nine life terms to the bench.'

Bad Dog