Dog Owner With A Twist Mugs

Beware of dog (bomb vest)

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Roget's Pet

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Grrrr....'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'Beware of SUV.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

"Pampered?"

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Bad dog!"

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"