Feline Executive T-Shirts

'This job as a CEO has me conflicted...'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Cat in a tank...

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

Self-Employment

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

dog-come ingo out boxes

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

"What's our policy on pets?"

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

"Oh no, the dead mouse on the threshold is not an offering! It's retaliation for my dinner being served late the night before..."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

The making of funny cat videos.

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'Mr. Finnegan will see you in a few minutes -- would you like a ball of yarn to play with while you're waiting?'

Why cats will never rule the world: 'First, we'll assume high level government positions! Then we'll enforce harsh taxing measures! ...But first let's take a nap...sun spot feels...so good.'

"When throwing up a hairball, placement is very important."

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."