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"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

I like you and I like your company!

"Who's next?"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

Cut-throat Environment

Self-Employment

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

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'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'it's the field office.'

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Manager does not do tricks."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

Dog Food Co.

'I hear you have a side business.'

"Can I offer you anything?"

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'