Feline Business Tycoon Gifts

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Self-Employment

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'What, you again? And you'll want credit as usual, I suppose!'

'God! This tastes like cats...'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"Yes, I know it's our anniversary… just let me kill these last two birds and I'm home."

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

"The scratchpost is for the cat, the other one is for my son."

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"Manager does not do tricks."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"Nancy, could you schedule in some time for me to wildly run around my office for no reason?"

'Amalgamated Aardvarks have launched an unfriendly takeover.'

'Acme investments, featuring: Catnip stocks, catnip futures...'

101 uses of a dead cat: croquet hoops.