Pet Store Owner Gifts

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Pet Shop - "Business has picked up since we installed the cat scan."

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'We can genetically alter any pet to fit your needs.'

What he lacked in book smarts, he made up for in practical intelligence.

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

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"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'I'm just curious. In what alternate universe did you expect that to go well?'

Evolution of the Cat.

'I think I'm feeding you too much.'

Telepekingesis.

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

A dog at the bakery.

'Sucker.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Nice talking to you."

"Buy "Woof". The pet food dogs ask for by name."

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"When did the industry target you for smoking?"

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CBD District

"Get in step."

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Grumpy Hamster

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Who's going to tell them they didn't invent catnip."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"