Pet Store Manager Gifts

"He's the Store detective - it's company policy to recruit within the firm!"

"I'd like to speak to the pet store manager, please!"

Hamster to other about wheel: 'This will be your work station.'

STRIP "I had to let that new lad go... I caught him with his hand in the trill"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'