Pet Store Manager T-Shirts

"He's the Store detective - it's company policy to recruit within the firm!"

"I'd like to speak to the pet store manager, please!"

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

Hamster to other about wheel: 'This will be your work station.'

STRIP "I had to let that new lad go... I caught him with his hand in the trill"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

Cat Show

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'