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'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Cat Show

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

"I'll take this one."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I'll take him.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Pssst. Fake poop."