Pet Store Worker T-Shirts

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Do you have this in a cat?"

"Life is just a bowl of water."

"I think she's right. The hamster should go in the little box and the fish goes in the plastic bag filled with water."

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

"I just bought it so my cat can play in the big box it comes in."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"Aisle Nine, but be careful, because right next to it we sell dog food."

'Nice try but I saw your lips move!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"I'm afraid Benson is all through."

Feeder Mice

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

"I'll take this one."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.