Pet Shop Clerk T-Shirts

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Cat Show

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

'I'll take him.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"I'll take this one."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'