Pet Store Clerk T-Shirts

'It shrunk!'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

'Where do you keep the bait, er, uh, I mean, bird seed?'

'How much is that doggie in the window?' 'About nine hours a day.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Cat Show

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'