Pet Store Clerk Gifts

'It shrunk!'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

'Where do you keep the bait, er, uh, I mean, bird seed?'

'How much is that doggie in the window?' 'About nine hours a day.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Leak in the fish tank.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

"Lap fish..."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'