Pet Shop Employee Gifts

Gift-wrapped pet

"These are the care instructions. And if things don't work out, there's a recipe on the back."

'Oh no you don't!'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

"I don't care if the hampsters do enjoy it.."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'No you may NOT see a menu.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Cat Show

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.