Pet Shop Employee Gifts

Gift-wrapped pet

"These are the care instructions. And if things don't work out, there's a recipe on the back."

'Oh no you don't!'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

"I don't care if the hampsters do enjoy it.."

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'No you may NOT see a menu.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'