Pet Store Worker Gifts

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Do you have this in a cat?"

"Life is just a bowl of water."

"I think she's right. The hamster should go in the little box and the fish goes in the plastic bag filled with water."

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

"I just bought it so my cat can play in the big box it comes in."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"Aisle Nine, but be careful, because right next to it we sell dog food."

'Nice try but I saw your lips move!'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"I'm afraid Benson is all through."

Feeder Mice

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Cat Show

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'