Pet Store Employees Gifts

Customer:'What's new?' Assistant: 'We've just received a shipment of Columbian parrots!' Parrot: 'Polly wants some crack!'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Leak in the fish tank.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"I'll take this one."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'll take him.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Lap fish..."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'