Pet Store Employees T-Shirts

Customer:'What's new?' Assistant: 'We've just received a shipment of Columbian parrots!' Parrot: 'Polly wants some crack!'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Cat Show

Leak in the fish tank.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'll take this one."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I'll take him.'

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"Lap fish..."