Pet Shop Worker Gifts

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

Kitty and my little joke: 'Food, water, litterbox (TIPS)

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'

'It pays $10 an hour plus all the flea powder you want.'

"Great! - The new snake has arrived. . . !"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Cat Show

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'I'll take him.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Phew, that was close."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

State of the Art Dog.

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

Labrador for sale

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"