Pet Shop Worker Pillows

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

Kitty and my little joke: 'Food, water, litterbox (TIPS)

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

'I wanna buy a muzzle.'

'It pays $10 an hour plus all the flea powder you want.'

"Great! - The new snake has arrived. . . !"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I'll take him.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Lap fish..."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Phew, that was close."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

State of the Art Dog.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Dog Igloo.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'