Pet Store Employee Gifts

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Pet Shop Vacation

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"May we see it hop? It's for a Sunday-school play."

"You were right, Mom. The new leash has really cured her pulling problem."

"He keeps banging his head."

"I need this parrot retrained, instead of 'Hello, Steve' I need to say 'Hello, Dewayne'!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Kamikaze fish. $3.95 each.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

In Case of Fire Break Glass

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Forget the snake, how much are the mice?'

'Jenkins, you could be a great salesman if only you'd stop barking at customers and nibbling the furniture.'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

"I had to let that new lad go, I caught him with his hand in the trill"

"Well, I've gotta go. My ride is here."

Labrador for sale

Piranha on Sale

Recipes.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"