Pet Store Owner T-Shirts

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

Pet Shop - "Business has picked up since we installed the cat scan."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

It's important that you set boundaries for your new pet.

What he lacked in book smarts, he made up for in practical intelligence.

'We can genetically alter any pet to fit your needs.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

'I'm just curious. In what alternate universe did you expect that to go well?'

"Buy "Woof". The pet food dogs ask for by name."

'Sucker.'

"Nice talking to you."

'Gotta go - business is hopping

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

Man has a can of tuna in his fish bowl.

Evolution of the Cat.

'The grin is guaranteed for three months.'

A dog at the bakery.

Telepekingesis.

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

'I think I'm feeding you too much.'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Mr. Bluebeard isn't available right now - May I take a message?'

"I want a new guard dog."

"Unfortunately one of the effects of this new flea powder is the demise of the host."

'Sorry Fluffy, but it would be unethical for me to guide him towards the more expensive cat food aisle...'

Go figure, thought Ralph. $10 for a live hamster, and $150 for a dead one.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Leak in the fish tank.

'I'm afraid this parrot is mute.'

'Twine's nice, but I prefer yarn.'