Opening A Pet Store T-Shirts

'Gotta go - business is hopping

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Cat box"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'I'll take him.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"I'll take this one."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'