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"How long have you been self-employed?"

"Quick, start the car!"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Leak in the fish tank.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Cat Show

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Lap fish..."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"I'll take this one."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I'll take him.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.