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'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Billy. The Kid.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Horror movies