Pet Care Provider Mugs

'My practice is limited to small animals, Sir....'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Billy. The Kid.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Horror movies

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Biofelineism

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'