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'Yes, you're right! We have increased our initial investment.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"He's already getting attached to you."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Leak in the fish tank.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"Lap fish..."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"I'll take this one."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'll take him.'