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"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Cat box"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Cat Show

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Leak in the fish tank.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"I'll take this one."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I'll take him.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."