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"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Cat box"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"I'll take this one."