Pet Stores T-Shirts

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Cat Show

Leak in the fish tank.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'll take this one."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I'll take him.'

"Lap fish..."