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"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Cat box"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Leak in the fish tank.

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"I'll take this one."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'll take him.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Lap fish..."

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'