Visiting A Pet Shop T-Shirts

Window of Opportunity

"He's already getting attached to you."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Bert's dog training.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Cat Show

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'I'll take him.'

"Lap fish..."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Phew, that was close."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

State of the Art Dog.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'