Visiting A Pet Shop T-Shirts

Window of Opportunity

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Cat box"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Bert's dog training.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I'll take him.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Lap fish..."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Phew, that was close."

State of the Art Dog.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'You tell me how he does it.'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'