Pet Shop Strategist T-Shirts

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Dog in pet shop beats the competition by hold a sign saying 'Has Fleas'.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Bert's dog training.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I'll take him.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Lap fish..."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Phew, that was close."

"Works every time."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

State of the Art Dog.

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'You tell me how he does it.'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'