Shop Strategist T-Shirts

'You know there may be something in this idea of promoting the firm in shops!'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Supermarket Merge

'I've got it written down...'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

Artificial Isle

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'