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'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

'I either need more money or more coupons.'

'I don't know what it is, but I want it! It's 20 percent off!'

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'This is very uncommon with men...'coupon clipper's wrist'.'

Well, look who's here.

"O.K. That's my list. You got anything on your list?"

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'I'm sorry but this computer coupon is good only when printed on a color printer.'

"Excuse me. How do you physically add things to a shopping cart?"

Welcome to Wal-Mart. Comfort food: straight ahead, third row ? then turn right./He was good. Too good.

"When did water start costing more than wine?"

"What an excellent list - have you considered a career as a journalist?"

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

8 Foodscare products or less.

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"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

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"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

"Your shopping carts really should be getting mileage. This one is costing me about $30 per aisle!"

'Of course I can tell you what I spent all that grocery money on. I spent it on a grocery.'

'Please make out the receipt to 'workers' protective clothing'.'

Battle of the Supermarkets

"I'd like to get this...but we're going to pass on pig's feet this week."

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

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