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"In this mall, my fellow shopkeepers are my best customers."

Sure not sure

"I've had enough of this diet. It's costing me to eat less."

Supermarket Jam.

Lose the will to live...with last minute Christmas shopping.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Artificial Isle

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'But what do you sell?'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'