Grocery Shopping Strategist T-Shirts

"I let George order our shopping over the internet today."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'I've got it written down...'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Friendly bacteria

Artificial Isle

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'