Shopping Strategists Gifts

"In this mall, my fellow shopkeepers are my best customers."

Sure not sure

"I've had enough of this diet. It's costing me to eat less."

Supermarket Jam.

Lose the will to live...with last minute Christmas shopping.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Supermarket Merge

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Artificial Isle

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'