Shop Floor Strategist T-Shirts

'I guess Hopkins is due for a transfer!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Only One Item or Fewer.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

Supermarket Merge

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

Artificial Isle

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.