Showroom Strategist T-Shirts

'Our motto is, 'We'll do anything to sell a car!' but he really means it.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Supermarket Merge

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Artificial Isle

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Mom $50 Pop $35

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'