Pet Feeding Strategist T-Shirts

'Do you have a silent can opener? I have 3 dogs who pile all over me.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"You keep impeccable time."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Works every time."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Sit!"

Polly want a cracker?

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"We're still working out joint custody."

"This is our new product consultant."

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

Reigning cats and dogs.

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Mature Cat Formula.

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

"What you need to do is, find the biggest squirrel in the yard, walk right up to him and shake the dirty walnuts out of him."

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."