Pet Feeding Strategist Mugs

'Do you have a silent can opener? I have 3 dogs who pile all over me.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"You keep impeccable time."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Works every time."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'David discovered that the New & Improved Dog Food was more New & Improved than his New & Improved Canned Soup.'

"Sit!"

Polly want a cracker?

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

"We're still working out joint custody."

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

Reigning cats and dogs.

"This is our new product consultant."

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company

'It's important to watch the amount of iron in his diet, too much and he'll only point north.'

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

Mature Cat Formula.

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

'I hope you're not selling something. Rex doesn't like salespeople.'

"Did you hear that?! That reporter just said the same ingredients in artificial meat is is found in pet foods!"

"Not only do these new treats taste like table scraps, they're also good for you."

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

Suspense