Food Supply Strategist Mugs

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Bio fuel bread.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

I think I can...

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

The Two Economies

Where has he been so long?

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

Something Grown Something Shot.

Milkshake Shortage

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'

"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

UN Food Summit Lunch - Please wait here until food crisis is resolved.

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

'Here's our strategy...for your last meal order all-you-can-eat and eat it VERY SLOWLY!'

"Global egg shortage"

"Let's wait and see where the gas price is going to be higher and then we'll sail there."

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in South Korea,logistics in Mumbai and we'll be running customer care from Vietnam."

'Do you have a silent can opener? I have 3 dogs who pile all over me.'

'My business model is simple. Produce enough crap and they will come.'

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

"Gifts? No gifts this year. The Reindeer are half-starved because there is no more food due to the collapsed supply chains and the shortage of truck drivers and the elves are in corona quarantine."

'We can fill every need - from apologist to whipping boy.'

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...

'Thank you, Vladimir.'

'One day son, all this will be Monsanto's'