Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery
Food Supply Strategist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a food supply strategist who thrives in the kitchen or in organizing food logistics? Our collection offers clever, charming products that celebrate their inventive approach to food. Whether they’re chefs, planners, or food enthusiasts, find a thoughtful gift that matches their strategic culinary mindset. From fun mugs to stylish prints, these items add a dash of humor and creativity to their everyday routine. Surprise them with something that shows you appreciate their unique taste and resourcefulness in the world of food.
"Take me to your Larder!"
'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'
'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'
Bio fuel bread.
U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.
Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.
I think I can...
"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"
"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."
The Two Economies
World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War
Where has he been so long?
Something Grown Something Shot.
Milkshake Shortage
'Dad's teaching me about the all-you-can-eat buffet line and how to get the most out of each trip.'
'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'
"I don't want the report next week! I don't want it tomorrow! I don't want it this afternoon! I don't want. . ."
'Michael?! Where's Michael?'
UN Food Summit Lunch - Please wait here until food crisis is resolved.
Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.
"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."
'Here's our strategy...for your last meal order all-you-can-eat and eat it VERY SLOWLY!'
"Let's wait and see where the gas price is going to be higher and then we'll sail there."
"Global egg shortage"
"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in South Korea,logistics in Mumbai and we'll be running customer care from Vietnam."
'We can fill every need - from apologist to whipping boy.'
"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."
"I survived this long by telling all the young toms that a farmer will bring an ax to cut the fence down and set free the first turkey he sees."
"Gifts? No gifts this year. The Reindeer are half-starved because there is no more food due to the collapsed supply chains and the shortage of truck drivers and the elves are in corona quarantine."
"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"
'Do you have a silent can opener? I have 3 dogs who pile all over me.'
'My business model is simple. Produce enough crap and they will come.'
Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...
'Thank you, Vladimir.'
Food Supply Strategist Gifts Collection
Food Supply Strategist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate food supply strategists. Find a funny or clever design to brighten their mornings.
Food Supply Strategist Pillows
Browse cozy pillows with witty slogans perfect for food supply strategists to add personality to their living or working space.
Food Supply Strategist Prints
Discover vibrant prints that capture the inventive spirit of food supply strategists, ideal for decorating kitchens or offices.
Food Supply Strategist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for food supply strategists who love to showcase their passion with style and humor.