Food Supply Juggler Gifts

Produce. Manage the inventory better --- spoilage is bankrupting me! He's losing money because of all the dead beets.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Bio fuel bread.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

Something Grown Something Shot.

Funky Chef 1

"The meeting's at 10. I'll send you a copy of the agenda, the hidden agenda and your personal agenda."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

UN Food Summit Lunch - Please wait here until food crisis is resolved.

"Global egg shortage"

"I think I've discovered a solution to the world's food shortage problem."

'We didn't expect you this early!'

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

'Right, I'm at the yoghurt section...What size?...Right...What flavour?...Right...Low fat?...Right...Very low fat?...Right...How many?...Right...'

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...

"The chef's speciality, sir? Well, he's a dab hand at juggling with meat balls and as for fish fingers..."

Upcoming Campaign Promises

'One day son, all this will be Monsanto's'

Meat Packing Workers

When Worlds Collide:

'I appreciate the offer but we already have someone supplying our nuts.'