Food Decision Juggler Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the playful struggle of choosing what to eat? Our food decision juggler themed items bring humor and personality to any meal dilemma. Perfect for food lovers, friends who can’t decide, or anyone who appreciates the funny side of dietary indecision. From mugs to art prints, these products add a touch of wit and warmth to everyday food choices. Inspire smiles at breakfast, dinner, or snack time with gifts that chuckle at the art of decision-making.

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Heart Disease Menu

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What's the antidote for wheat germ? mockup

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

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'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

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"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?" mockup

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

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"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me." mockup

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

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"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online." mockup

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

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"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!" mockup

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

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'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!' mockup

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

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"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?" mockup

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

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'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?' mockup

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

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'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.' mockup

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

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"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk." mockup

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

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'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

'What's this about the food tasting funny?' mockup

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

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"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?" mockup

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

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'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?' mockup

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

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"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough."

"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough." mockup

"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough."

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"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!" mockup

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

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"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar." mockup

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

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Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'

Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.' mockup

Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'

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Innovate - man boobs and gut bra. mockup

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

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"He'll have the meat loaf"

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"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."

"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage." mockup

"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."

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Restaurant deciding whether to cater or not to cater.

Restaurant deciding whether to cater or not to cater. mockup

Restaurant deciding whether to cater or not to cater.

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"The chef's speciality, sir? Well, he's a dab hand at juggling with meat balls and as for fish fingers..."

"The chef's speciality, sir? Well, he's a dab hand at juggling with meat balls and as for fish fingers..." mockup

"The chef's speciality, sir? Well, he's a dab hand at juggling with meat balls and as for fish fingers..."

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Why George finds it hard to lose weight.

Why George finds it hard to lose weight. mockup

Why George finds it hard to lose weight.

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'I'm semi-bulimic, I binge but I don't purge.'

'I'm semi-bulimic, I binge but I don't purge.' mockup

'I'm semi-bulimic, I binge but I don't purge.'

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"I couldn't decide what to cook for dinner, so I didn't cook anything."

"I couldn't decide what to cook for dinner, so I didn't cook anything." mockup

"I couldn't decide what to cook for dinner, so I didn't cook anything."

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'I'm thinking! I'm thinking!'

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"Careful what you wish for."

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'See? Nobody wants to make a commitment anymore!' (Sign says 'Stop - or whatever')

'See? Nobody wants to make a commitment anymore!' (Sign says 'Stop - or whatever') mockup

'See? Nobody wants to make a commitment anymore!' (Sign says 'Stop - or whatever')

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"I'm not eating breakfast this morning, because I had my diet drink this morning. And I had a breakfast late last night anyway. I think I'll have an early lunch."

"I'm not eating breakfast this morning, because I had my diet drink this morning. And I had a breakfast late last night anyway. I think I'll have an early lunch."

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'I don't like it when you order for both of us.'

'I don't like it when you order for both of us.' mockup

'I don't like it when you order for both of us.'

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Food Decision Juggler Gifts Collection

Food Decision Juggler Mugs

Explore our full range of food decision juggler mugs—perfect for adding humor to their daily coffee or tea ritual.

Food Decision Juggler Pillows

Find cozy humor in our food decision juggler pillows—an amusing addition to any kitchen or lounge area.

Food Decision Juggler Prints

Browse our collection of food decision juggler prints to bring witty decor to your dining space or kitchen walls.

Food Decision Juggler T-Shirts

Discover more fun with our food decision juggler t-shirts—great for casual wear and sparking conversations about culinary indecision.