Food Supply Juggler T-Shirts

"Take me to your Larder!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Bio fuel bread.

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

World Food Supply Impacted By Ukraine War

Coronavirus Blocks Food Delivery

Funky Chef 1

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Something Grown Something Shot.

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"The meeting's at 10. I'll send you a copy of the agenda, the hidden agenda and your personal agenda."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'Oh, sure, you can dish it out, but you can't take it.'

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

UN Food Summit Lunch - Please wait here until food crisis is resolved.

'We didn't expect you this early!'

"I think I've discovered a solution to the world's food shortage problem."

"Global egg shortage"

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

"I've learnt to preserve food through salting or smoking to break the 'Feast or Famine' cycle. . ."

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...

When Worlds Collide:

"The chef's speciality, sir? Well, he's a dab hand at juggling with meat balls and as for fish fingers..."

'One day son, all this will be Monsanto's'

Upcoming Campaign Promises

Meat Packing Workers

'I appreciate the offer but we already have someone supplying our nuts.'

Confusion of ingredient labels in grocery store.