Grocery List Juggler T-Shirts

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Acclaimed mother.

The Inexperienced Cook

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Friendly bacteria

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Eye of Newt Helper

"I didn't feel any 'earthquake'."

"If Labor Day is supposed to be a day off for workers to spend time with their families...I think Tia Carmen needs a day off from Labor Day."

Funky Chef 1

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'Treat yourself to a game of pot black.'

Christmas food.

Fish counter: sole/solemate.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

'Don't worry. If you gain a few pounds, I'll drop extra stuff on the floor for you to pick up.'

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'

"This is it! The perfect turkey!"

Free sample stand in food market.